Filed under: Life
S: I have vaginal burns from my microwave strap on.
S: I looked at her and I never want to orgasm
J: (quoting) I have sex with men and I don’t even feel it
S: And neither do they
J: She can start wiping herself with the tree
J: What?!? Origami does not include glue!
J: I’d be pretty turned on if someone got me a newspaper
J: What I really like newspapers
J: My ex-boyfriend got me the New York Times for my birthday