Uncommon Sense

S: I have vaginal burns from my microwave strap on.

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S: I looked at her and I never want to orgasm

J: (quoting) I have sex with men and I don’t even feel it

S: And neither do they

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J: She can start wiping herself with the tree

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J: What?!?  Origami does not include glue!

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J: I’d be pretty turned on if someone got me a newspaper

J: What I really like newspapers

J: My ex-boyfriend got me the New York Times for my birthday

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